{02} cardiovascular questions
Sep. 10th, 2011 02:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gotyourbones[Action, at Mayfield High; backdated to Friday]
[Yeah, Medic hadn't really known that school was back in session until he'd started receiving annoyed phone calls from the faculty. If anyone is enrolled in Mayfield High's biology class and lab, well, enjoy your couple of days off! When you arrive on Friday, though, you'll find a very annoyed teacher, dressed pretty much nothing like a teacher, leafing through the textbook in irritation.]
Vhell. It seems zhat it has fallen to me to teach you zhe finer points of zhe study of life; however, ve vhill not be relying on zhis textbook to do so. It is outdated und censored und I prefer my vork hands-on. It vhill be a tool, not our source.
[He leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on his desk and wishing sorely that he had a cigarette or his Kritz right about now.]
I expect you to read it anyvay, of courze. Now, I am certain zhat zhe school vhill provide zhe usual rats und frogs und pig fetuses, but I vhill be giving extra credit to anyvone who brings us anyzhing more interesting to take apart.
[Yeah, Medic hadn't really known that school was back in session until he'd started receiving annoyed phone calls from the faculty. If anyone is enrolled in Mayfield High's biology class and lab, well, enjoy your couple of days off! When you arrive on Friday, though, you'll find a very annoyed teacher, dressed pretty much nothing like a teacher, leafing through the textbook in irritation.]
Vhell. It seems zhat it has fallen to me to teach you zhe finer points of zhe study of life; however, ve vhill not be relying on zhis textbook to do so. It is outdated und censored und I prefer my vork hands-on. It vhill be a tool, not our source.
[He leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on his desk and wishing sorely that he had a cigarette or his Kritz right about now.]
I expect you to read it anyvay, of courze. Now, I am certain zhat zhe school vhill provide zhe usual rats und frogs und pig fetuses, but I vhill be giving extra credit to anyvone who brings us anyzhing more interesting to take apart.
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:22 pm (UTC)Um, excuse me, but... um... what do you mean by 'take apart'...?
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:25 pm (UTC)Und calm down. I see you.
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-10 08:34 pm (UTC)[Headache... forming...]
Do you vant to learn or not?
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:42 pm (UTC)[no hand raising too cool for that]
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:43 pm (UTC)Answer.
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:44 pm (UTC)...oh no, do I get in trouble if I fail... [She doesn't knoooow.] But why can't we just look at pictures of what's inside things instead?!
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:48 pm (UTC)You a Nazi?
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-10 08:51 pm (UTC)Do you begin all of your conversations zhis way?
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Date: 2011-09-10 09:10 pm (UTC)What about a goat's heart?
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Date: 2011-09-10 09:32 pm (UTC)It might also make you look good to the principal, as well.
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Date: 2011-09-10 09:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-10 09:38 pm (UTC)I shall see what I can do.