{02} cardiovascular questions

[gotyourbones]

[Action, at Mayfield High; backdated to Friday]

[Yeah, Medic hadn't really known that school was back in session until he'd started receiving annoyed phone calls from the faculty. If anyone is enrolled in Mayfield High's biology class and lab, well, enjoy your couple of days off! When you arrive on Friday, though, you'll find a very annoyed teacher, dressed pretty much nothing like a teacher, leafing through the textbook in irritation.]

Vhell. It seems zhat it has fallen to me to teach you zhe finer points of zhe study of life; however, ve vhill not be relying on zhis textbook to do so. It is outdated und censored und I prefer my vork hands-on. It vhill be a tool, not our source.

[He leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on his desk and wishing sorely that he had a cigarette or his Kritz right about now.]

I expect you to read it anyvay, of courze. Now, I am certain zhat zhe school vhill provide zhe usual rats und frogs und pig fetuses, but I vhill be giving extra credit to anyvone who brings us anyzhing more interesting to take apart.

Comments

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Aah... you vouldn't remember, of course. Zhe last time I saw you you vhere in much vorse condition.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

... Um. Explain that shit, dude.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Eye shot out, naked, hanging from a tree? I do not know zhe details but I assume the vone Nazi zhe town does have vas responsible. I also assume he is zhe reason you decided to immediately interrogate me.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

[and slowly but surely, realization dawns

it is not a pretty sight]

THAT MOTHERFUCKER DID FUCKING WHAT WITH MY BODY?!

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

As I said, it vas hung from a tree, und dressed in his uniform coat und hat. Zhere vas a sign, but I do not recall vhat it said.

[Medic is either totally oblivious or totally uncaring that this might be traumatic news, but bedside manner was never his strongest suit.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

... His uniform... [yeah excuse her a minute just gonna go

barely make it out the door before vomiting in the hallway]

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

[Oh man this class is going to make his eyes roll out of his head. He follows after her, fishing a bottle of pills out of his pocket and handing them over.]

Take zhese. Anti-emetic; I do not vant you making a mess all over my classroom.

[Yes, that is actually Medic-talk for sympathy.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Fuck your pills! [SUCKS TO YOUR SYMPATHY-MAR] I'm gonna tear that motherfucker apart, I fucking swear...

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Aah, good. I vhill help you.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

[... SUSPICIOUS] Why?

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

You believe you are zhe only vone vith reasons to kill Nazis?

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

No, but you're kinda really fucking creepy and I don't trust your intentions and shit.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

I do not ask you to trust me. Ve simply have zhe same goal, und it looks like your last attempt did not turn out so vhell.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

... I got him the first time. He just cheated.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Und how did he cheat?

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

By cheating.

[total genius right here]

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Zhat does not help me vith any conflicts I may have vith him in zhe future.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

He plays dirty. Like, levels of dirty even I don't even think of doing.

Also he's a robot.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

...A robot.

Really.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I tore off some skin and there were, like, tons of fucking wires and shit in there.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Is zhat so?

[Have a creepy-ass grin.]

I don't know if I am more interested in tearing off a limb for myself or in you telling me about vhat zhat scenario entailed.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

You're a weirdo.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Und vhy do you say that?

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

You're just like him, all getting off on violence and gore and shit!

Total. Fucking. Weirdo.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

I have an academic interest, fräulein. Just killing is very different.