{02} cardiovascular questions

[gotyourbones]

[Action, at Mayfield High; backdated to Friday]

[Yeah, Medic hadn't really known that school was back in session until he'd started receiving annoyed phone calls from the faculty. If anyone is enrolled in Mayfield High's biology class and lab, well, enjoy your couple of days off! When you arrive on Friday, though, you'll find a very annoyed teacher, dressed pretty much nothing like a teacher, leafing through the textbook in irritation.]

Vhell. It seems zhat it has fallen to me to teach you zhe finer points of zhe study of life; however, ve vhill not be relying on zhis textbook to do so. It is outdated und censored und I prefer my vork hands-on. It vhill be a tool, not our source.

[He leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on his desk and wishing sorely that he had a cigarette or his Kritz right about now.]

I expect you to read it anyvay, of courze. Now, I am certain zhat zhe school vhill provide zhe usual rats und frogs und pig fetuses, but I vhill be giving extra credit to anyvone who brings us anyzhing more interesting to take apart.

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[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Zhat vould qualify, yes. Better if you bring enough for zhe whole class.

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

We couldn't convince the school to do so for us, even if we classify it as an extra credit lesson?

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

If zhe school does it for you, vhy vould it be extra credit?

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

They would only be providing the supplies. Besides, with how utterly morbid this town is, I'd believe they wouldn't think too much on students dissecting goat hearts. That, and it'd be a learning experience for all involved.

It might also make you look good to the principal, as well.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

You miss zhe point of zhe assignment. Zhe idea is for you to take enough interest in zhe subject to collect your own samples, und ensure zhe rest of zhe class benefits.

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

[ Diana purses her lips together, not displaying that she wants to say "be that way" since she's not sure of Medic's intentions as of yet. ]

I shall see what I can do.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

[Medic shrugs, nonchalant.]

It is not required. If you are too skveamish, zhen do not bozher.

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

I am not. I was merely offering a suggestion.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

I also do not vant to ask zhis town for anyzhing. Zhey vould fill it vith spiders or poison.

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

Even our possessions?

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Mayfield isn't providing zhose. Zhey are returning zhem.

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

Point taken.