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[phone]

Zhat vas fun, vasn't it? Zhe adrenaline alone... it vas beautiful. Und for my teammates, vhell, I am sure you all did fine on your own, ja? Perhaps had to care for yourselves for a change? You appreciate vhat I do for you now, I hope.

Zhere is only vone vhay to celebrate zhis, und as it is Oktoberfest time, und I doubt Mayfield vhill be hosting her own... you see vhere I am going vith zhis!

[He cackles, just a bit.]

It vhill be a sorry Oktoberfest. Ve have only vhat zhis town provides us. But! Zhe mead zhat many of you know about? Vhill be making its debut zhere. No better place, ja? It vhill be more like a party vith lots of beer zhan a proper fest, but zhat should not stop us.

I vhill host it at my house, beginning on zhe 29th und ending on zhe first. No breaks. Everyone may come! I only ask zhat you bring something vith you. Food, beer, liquor; I really do not care. Only contribute.

My class? You have zhose days off. Vone of zhem is a Saturday, but I vhill not be hosting class on zhe ozher two.

[He doesn't bother filtering this last part, but hopefully it's clear who he's addressing. Anyone who speaks some amount of German should be able to pick up on what he's saying.]

/You're just as welcome as anyone else; I'm not interested in hiring a bouncer. My only qualification for you is that you leave your Nazi shit at home, otherwise I have a friend who will help me show you off of the property. This is supposed to be a good time, and I don't want to ruin it by fighting with you. Understand?/

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Date: 2011-09-26 04:05 am (UTC)
doofenstrudel: (Default)
From: [personal profile] doofenstrudel
[Brightly] Oktoberfest!

[Much less brightly] I hate Oktoberfest!

It's noisy. Everyone's staggering around drunk on strong beer they're not prepared for, and they're laughing and puking and falling over things and all the tents reek of stale beer and smoke and wurst is the worst. It tastes like failure.

[There is a pause. He needs to breathe, apparently. But when he resumes, it's in German.]

/Who are you expecting to bring Nazi crap to a party, exactly!? It's entirely inappropriate for someone to be doing that./

Date: 2011-09-26 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotyourbones.livejournal.com
Ah, you vould be no fun anyvay. Zhat is all part of zhe reason to go!

[Medic actually snorts a little, laughing, though he sobers up a little at the subject change.]

/We have one here, sort of. You haven't met him?/

Date: 2011-09-26 01:30 pm (UTC)
doofenstrudel: (Heinz is Puzzled)
From: [personal profile] doofenstrudel
Ah, you're one of those people, then. Fun-haver! [It sounds like an insult, the way he spits it out.

But the hell that is Oktoberfest is briefly set aside, as he lapses back to German. Very uncertainly.]


/...possibly?/

[There's a very long pause.]

/What's he look like?/

Date: 2011-09-29 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotyourbones.livejournal.com
Ja, I am!

[Is that a gigglesnort? Why, it is!]

Ve cannot all be serious all zhe time!

[Except, you know. When there are Nazis.]

/Blond, well-dressed. Glasses. Fat. Likes to make a spectacle of himself, or he wouldn't go around wearing swastikas. He's hard to miss, in every sense of the word. Typically polite, though./

Date: 2011-09-29 05:17 am (UTC)
doofenstrudel: (Unimpressed Doof)
From: [personal profile] doofenstrudel
[Heinz has run out of things to say about Oktoberfest. The other topic is a bit more interesting, anyway.]

/I... yes. Right. Him. You're right. He's very hard to miss./

[There is a long pause while he considers his words. Eventually, he simply comes up empty.]

Well, you have fun with your Oktoberfest.

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