It's noisy. Everyone's staggering around drunk on strong beer they're not prepared for, and they're laughing and puking and falling over things and all the tents reek of stale beer and smoke and wurst is the worst. It tastes like failure.
[There is a pause. He needs to breathe, apparently. But when he resumes, it's in German.]
/Who are you expecting to bring Nazi crap to a party, exactly!? It's entirely inappropriate for someone to be doing that./
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[Much less brightly] I hate Oktoberfest!
It's noisy. Everyone's staggering around drunk on strong beer they're not prepared for, and they're laughing and puking and falling over things and all the tents reek of stale beer and smoke and wurst is the worst. It tastes like failure.
[There is a pause. He needs to breathe, apparently. But when he resumes, it's in German.]
/Who are you expecting to bring Nazi crap to a party, exactly!? It's entirely inappropriate for someone to be doing that./