{02} cardiovascular questions

[gotyourbones]

[Action, at Mayfield High; backdated to Friday]

[Yeah, Medic hadn't really known that school was back in session until he'd started receiving annoyed phone calls from the faculty. If anyone is enrolled in Mayfield High's biology class and lab, well, enjoy your couple of days off! When you arrive on Friday, though, you'll find a very annoyed teacher, dressed pretty much nothing like a teacher, leafing through the textbook in irritation.]

Vhell. It seems zhat it has fallen to me to teach you zhe finer points of zhe study of life; however, ve vhill not be relying on zhis textbook to do so. It is outdated und censored und I prefer my vork hands-on. It vhill be a tool, not our source.

[He leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on his desk and wishing sorely that he had a cigarette or his Kritz right about now.]

I expect you to read it anyvay, of courze. Now, I am certain zhat zhe school vhill provide zhe usual rats und frogs und pig fetuses, but I vhill be giving extra credit to anyvone who brings us anyzhing more interesting to take apart.

Comments

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

By cheating.

[total genius right here]

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Zhat does not help me vith any conflicts I may have vith him in zhe future.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

He plays dirty. Like, levels of dirty even I don't even think of doing.

Also he's a robot.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

...A robot.

Really.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I tore off some skin and there were, like, tons of fucking wires and shit in there.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Is zhat so?

[Have a creepy-ass grin.]

I don't know if I am more interested in tearing off a limb for myself or in you telling me about vhat zhat scenario entailed.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

You're a weirdo.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Und vhy do you say that?

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

You're just like him, all getting off on violence and gore and shit!

Total. Fucking. Weirdo.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

I have an academic interest, fräulein. Just killing is very different.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

"Academic interest?" Is that what they call it wherever the fuck you're from?

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Vhat precisely are you insinuating?

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Basically that you probably have sex with corpses and shit.

That's what I'm saying.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

[That is totally way less offensive than being associated with the Major, so it just ears a roll of Medic's eyes. Hell, it's probably nothing he hasn't heard from his teammates a hundred times.]

Zhere are so many reasons vhy zhat is ridiculous... zhe dead do not even respond. Even if it vhere somehow erotic, it vould be boring.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Some can. [Because her desire to have sex with one specific "corpse" is way less weird than yours right.] Dying people, then. It's gotta be a German thing or something.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

[To that, Medic simply shrugs.]

You do not have to understand. At times zhe best vhay to understand somezhing is to break it, to push it to it's limits. Zhe repair is never as interesting as zhe experiment.

Vhy vhere you tearing avay a person's skin, zhen?

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

We were fighting. That shit sometimes happens when you have claws.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Claws?

[Oh please be more interesting than just some kind of hand weapon.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, werewolves usually have those? I might've actually tore his face off with his teeth, now that I think about it. Shit was crazy.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Ah, zhat vould make more sense, ja.

[Okay, Mayfield was just getting cooler and cooler. You know, in between all of the crazy stuff the town keeps hitting them with.]

Zhat vould have been amazing to vatch, I imagine.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Fuck, it was totally a one-sided fight, it was nothing!

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

I assume you have had more zhan vone fight vith him.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Just two. I, like, don't got out and start this shit, dude; he started it.