{02} cardiovascular questions
Sep. 10th, 2011 02:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gotyourbones[Action, at Mayfield High; backdated to Friday]
[Yeah, Medic hadn't really known that school was back in session until he'd started receiving annoyed phone calls from the faculty. If anyone is enrolled in Mayfield High's biology class and lab, well, enjoy your couple of days off! When you arrive on Friday, though, you'll find a very annoyed teacher, dressed pretty much nothing like a teacher, leafing through the textbook in irritation.]
Vhell. It seems zhat it has fallen to me to teach you zhe finer points of zhe study of life; however, ve vhill not be relying on zhis textbook to do so. It is outdated und censored und I prefer my vork hands-on. It vhill be a tool, not our source.
[He leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on his desk and wishing sorely that he had a cigarette or his Kritz right about now.]
I expect you to read it anyvay, of courze. Now, I am certain zhat zhe school vhill provide zhe usual rats und frogs und pig fetuses, but I vhill be giving extra credit to anyvone who brings us anyzhing more interesting to take apart.
[Yeah, Medic hadn't really known that school was back in session until he'd started receiving annoyed phone calls from the faculty. If anyone is enrolled in Mayfield High's biology class and lab, well, enjoy your couple of days off! When you arrive on Friday, though, you'll find a very annoyed teacher, dressed pretty much nothing like a teacher, leafing through the textbook in irritation.]
Vhell. It seems zhat it has fallen to me to teach you zhe finer points of zhe study of life; however, ve vhill not be relying on zhis textbook to do so. It is outdated und censored und I prefer my vork hands-on. It vhill be a tool, not our source.
[He leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on his desk and wishing sorely that he had a cigarette or his Kritz right about now.]
I expect you to read it anyvay, of courze. Now, I am certain zhat zhe school vhill provide zhe usual rats und frogs und pig fetuses, but I vhill be giving extra credit to anyvone who brings us anyzhing more interesting to take apart.
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Date: 2011-09-14 03:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-15 06:09 am (UTC)Also he's a robot.
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Date: 2011-09-16 04:26 am (UTC)Really.
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Date: 2011-09-16 04:29 am (UTC)[Medic is shockingly not that worried about having Bern in his class.]
If you bring one first, zhe offer stands, but only if you do before me.
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Date: 2011-09-16 04:31 am (UTC)It is vhat you get if you take an infant pig out of zhe mozher before it finishes developing.
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Date: 2011-09-16 04:32 am (UTC)Und your collection vhill only be as unsanitary as you make it.
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Date: 2011-09-16 04:34 am (UTC)Do you need zhe definition of interesting?
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Date: 2011-09-16 04:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 04:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 04:59 am (UTC)Start vith bodies ve are not given. It's early in zhe semester.
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Date: 2011-09-16 07:40 am (UTC)[Have a creepy-ass grin.]
I don't know if I am more interested in tearing off a limb for myself or in you telling me about vhat zhat scenario entailed.
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Date: 2011-09-16 07:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 07:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 07:51 am (UTC)Total. Fucking. Weirdo.
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Date: 2011-09-16 07:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 08:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 08:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 08:07 am (UTC)That's what I'm saying.
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Date: 2011-09-16 08:17 am (UTC)Zhere are so many reasons vhy zhat is ridiculous... zhe dead do not even respond. Even if it vhere somehow erotic, it vould be boring.
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Date: 2011-09-16 08:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 08:27 am (UTC)You do not have to understand. At times zhe best vhay to understand somezhing is to break it, to push it to it's limits. Zhe repair is never as interesting as zhe experiment.
Vhy vhere you tearing avay a person's skin, zhen?
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Date: 2011-09-16 08:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 08:32 am (UTC)[Oh please be more interesting than just some kind of hand weapon.]
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Date: 2011-09-16 08:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-16 08:38 am (UTC)[Okay, Mayfield was just getting cooler and cooler. You know, in between all of the crazy stuff the town keeps hitting them with.]
Zhat vould have been amazing to vatch, I imagine.